SPLIT ME OPEN / BIG D NRG

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Two tracks from Uncle Quentin's upcoming mixtape, '10 Apocalyptic Classics', released on Melted Ice Cream on December 8, 2021 at meltedicecream.bandcamp.com

Wearing a home-made balaclava, Uncle Quentin fixes the camera at his eyeholes in a well-lit kitchen. A handmade Schapelle Corby clock hangs on the wall behind the masked figure. A wordart profanity flashes on screen in tropical colours. "What the hell are you doing?" "Getting fucked up... getting fucked up... sometimes getting... fucked". The lighting fades, replaced by laser projections flashing through smoke machine fog and the depraved face of Uncle Quentin is revealed, sans balaclava. "Bend me over", he impolores. "'Split me open". "It's fucking disgusting, the way that I need you to touch me".

'Split Me Open' is a superficially crass song, but completely relatable for anyone who has spent time on Grindr. Underpinned by feelings of loneliness, longing for connection, and sexual frustration, it crescendos with an otherworldly organ solo and leaves you in a complete mess.

BIG D NRG starts with a bassline like a 90's cartoon theme song, climaxes with a terrifying effeminate drag vocal and ends with the line "I'm a fucking disgrace, come climb on my face". This music should offend you if you are a square, a homophobe, or have good taste.

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released October 27, 2021
published October 27, 2021 (publish_date)
modified November 24, 2021 (mod_date)

All songs written and recorded by Uncle Quentin. Big D NRG mixed by Uncle Quentin. Split Me Open mixed by Brian Feary. Mastered by Brian Feary.