Tracklist

12" Vinyl 1
# Title Rating Length
A1 Helpless
3.85 6:36
A2 The Small Hours
3 6:39
B1 The Wait
3.7 4:55
B2 Crash Course in Brain Surgery
3.15 3:10
B3 Last Caress / Green Hell
4 3:28

Credits

12" Vinyl 1

composer:
Glenn Danzig (tracks B3, B3)
lyricist:
Glenn Danzig (tracks B3, B3)
phonographic copyright by:
Metallica (1987) (tracks A1–B3)
writer:
Bryan Bartley (track A2)
Tony Bourge (track B2)
Jaz Coleman (tracks B1, B1)
Paul Ferguson (tracks B1, B1)
Martin Glover (tracks B1, B1)
Sean Harris (Diamond Head lead vocalist) (track A1)
Ron Levine (Scottish metal drummer for Holocaust) (track A2)
John McCullim (track A2)
John Mortimer (Scottish metal guitarist & vocalist for Holocaust) (track A2)
Ray Phillips (Welsh drummer) (track B2)
Burke Shelley (track B2)
Brian Tatler (track A1)
Geordie Walker (tracks B1, B1)
cover recording of:
Helpless (track A1)
The Small Hours (track A2)
The Wait (track B1)
later parody versions:
Last Christmas (track B3)
live cover recording of:
The Wait (track B1)
medley including a cover recording of:
Green Hell (track B3)
Last Caress (track B3)