Tracklist

12" Vinyl 1
# Title Rating Length
A1 Helpless
3.85 6:39
A2 Crash Course in Brain Surgery
3.15 3:10
B1 The Small Hours
3 6:42
B2 Last Caress / Green Hell
4 3:27

Credits

12" Vinyl 1

composer:
Glenn Danzig (tracks B2, B2)
lyricist:
Glenn Danzig (tracks B2, B2)
phonographic copyright by:
Metallica (1987) (tracks A1–B2)
writer:
Bryan Bartley (track B1)
Tony Bourge (track A2)
Sean Harris (Diamond Head lead vocalist) (track A1)
Ron Levine (Scottish metal drummer for Holocaust) (track B1)
John McCullim (track B1)
John Mortimer (Scottish metal guitarist & vocalist for Holocaust) (track B1)
Ray Phillips (Welsh drummer) (track A2)
Burke Shelley (track A2)
Brian Tatler (track A1)
cover recording of:
Helpless (track A1)
The Small Hours (track B1)
later parody versions:
Last Christmas (track B2)
medley including a cover recording of:
Green Hell (track B2)
Last Caress (track B2)